I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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