I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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