My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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