I don't think brook has ever known best
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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