we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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