It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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