I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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