She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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