I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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