You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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