I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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