I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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