Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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