pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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