your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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