OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
