FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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