Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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