I would go down on you faster than GM stock
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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