I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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