Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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