Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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