New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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