I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have feelings that need drinking.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
