There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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