do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
