real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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