And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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