How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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