i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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