We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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