How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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