Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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