If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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