I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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