he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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