and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Bring me that man meat
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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