chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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