why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall