She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
why is half of my head shaved?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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