I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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