also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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