capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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