Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
