yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i think im in europe. pls send help
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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