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dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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