So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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