weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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