Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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