I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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