did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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