apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You smell like a Billy Joel song
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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