Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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