smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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