so that wasnt chicken after all
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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