Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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