hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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