Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
