i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
