That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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