I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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